In this week’s Roll Call, Salma Hayek admits she wanted to become an astronaut, somebody is keen to eat off of David Beckham’s body and Die Antwoord and Lady Gaga are at it again!

It’s Gonna Be – Lame?

Superstar Justin Timberlake and actress Jessica Biel are tying the knot in a special ceremony in Italy this weekend, and the couple have splashed out on the celebrations, hiring a private jet to fly guests to the European country and starting the party early with a reception on Tuesday and fireworks on Wednesday night.

But to make the day extra-special for his soon-to-be wife, Justin will be performing a boy band dance for her to her favourite ‘N Sync song.

A source told The Sun that Justin ‘has been working on this for months’. Jessica loved the song when she was growing up, and he wants it to be a treat for her.

The source added, ‘It will be very much tongue-in-cheek. There will be loads of exaggerated boy band moves and poses. She’s going to love it.’

We wonder if Justin will also reprise his hairstyle from the 90s…

Salma Hayek Wants To Be A What?!

It appears that Salma Hayek is getting a little bit bored of being a smoking hot actress and now wants to be an astronaut.

The 46-year-old actress plays a nurse in her new movie ‘Here Comes The Boom’ and although she enjoyed it, she has other ideas for an alternative career.

Salma thinks being blasted into space would be a perfect job for her. She told Us Weekly magazine: ‘I’m not squeamish but I would have preferred to be an astronaut or a flower shop owner [if acting hadn't worked out].’

The Mexican star has daughter Valentina, five, with husband Francois-Henri Pinault and says she learns a lot from the youngster.

Although Salma realises it’s important to teach your kids good morals, the screen beauty insists parents have to let their offspring embrace their own unique personalities.

She explained: ‘[Motherhood has taught me] to let children be who they are. Guide them but get out of the way because they already know so much. It’s important to listen to them and learn from them.’

We wonder how good an astronaut she would be… because her boobs already defy gravity.

Living in a Material World?

Pop star Madonna will be appearing in court to defend herself against allegations that she encouraged gay minors to have sex during her show in St Petersburg.

A group of activists from Russia have hit the singer with a lawsuit ordering her to defend comments she made during the gig, urging the crowd to support gay rights.

The activists, who are members of the Trade Union of Russian Citizens, allege that she blasphemed and was damaging the cultural foundations of the city.

They want over £6 million in damages because she ‘insulted believers’ feelings’ and ‘promoted homosexuality when there were children at the concert’, according to Darya Dedova, a spokesperson for the Union.

The songstress has even been called a ‘s**t’ after the country’s Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin said, ‘With age, every former s**t tries to lecture everyone on morality. Either take off your cross, or put on you knickers.’

It sounds like Madonna certainly is a Girl Gone Wild…

That’s A Strange Place To Eat Off Of, Russell

We all know that Russell Brand is a bit of a weirdo, but his latest idea may be the strangest of them all.

The British actor admits that he would love the opportunity to eat food off of football star David Beckham’s body.

Brand said: ‘David Beckham is a god. Just look at him in those underwear ads.

‘I’m not gay but I would eat food off his body. Preferably something that needs to be mopped up, like egg. I’d eat it off his stomach.’

Brand has had problems over the years with sex and drugs, and admits that he still thinks about those wild times.

‘I think about drugs and sh***ing all the time. If I’m not thinking about drugs, I’m thinking about sh***ing or thinking about taking drugs and then having sex while high,’ he added.

‘Sometimes I think about the ‘Doctor Who’ theme tune too because I like how it sounds.’

We have said it before and shall say it again – oh, to be Russell Brand.

It’s Not A Secret Any More…

Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio ‘wanted to scream’ when asked to model the lingerie company’s Fantasy Bra.

The model, who comes from Brazil, was chosen to model the piece, which is encrusted with jewels and remodelled every year for the company’s big fashion show.

Ambrosio gave birth to her son Noah only four months ago, and actually heard in May, when Noah was only three weeks old, that she would be modelling it for Victoria’s Secret. She rushed to lose the baby weight as quickly as she could so she could suit up and do the Fantasy Bra justice.

Mothers everywhere will want to know how she did it: volleyball on the beach, swimming, and running. Oh, and breastfeeding, she says.

The Fantasy Bra this year is worth $2.5 million. It was designed by Long Island’s London Jewellers and is based on a floral theme with a centrepiece of a 20-carat white diamond and 5,200 other jewels such as amethysts and sapphires.

Check out a video here.

Lady Gaga Rips Into Die Antwoord

Die Antwoord’s latest video for ‘Fatty Boom Boom’ has caused a bit of a stir with Lady Gaga.

The video depicts Lady Gaga running around the streets of South Africa, giving birth to a Parktown prawn and finally being eaten by a lion.

The American singer has clearly taken some sort of offence from the video and took to Twitter to subtly slam the South African zef group.

Check out the second image to see what was said on Twitter and the reaction it drew from Die Antwoord.

Play nice now, rich people…

Donald Trumps Kristen Stewart

You would expect Donald Trump to have much more interesting topics to talk about, such as the recent US presidential debate or the economic crisis, but he’s really more concerned with the fact that Robert Pattinson appears to be willing to reconcile with Kristen Stewart.

Kristen famously snogged Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, publicly admitting to the cheating scandal and apologising to her partner.

It appeared that Robert might be looking around after his heart was broken, but he and Kristen have been seen together a lot during the week, including enjoying several meals in public.

However, Donald Trump is not pleased! According to the Huffington Post, he said on Twitter, ‘Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart’.

His reason: ‘She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch’.

‘He can do much better!’ he added.

But Donald, Kristen didn’t actually have sex with Sanders. That makes it okay, right?

Lance’s World Is Falling Apart

After being found guilty of doping, Lance Armstrong’s world has slowly started to unravel.

The latest blow for the cyclist comes in the shape of a number of sponsors pulling the plug on endorsement deals.

On Wednesday, Trek Bicycles, FRS energy drink, Giro Helmets, Anheuser-Busch, and Nike all decided against continuing their relationships with the former cycling legend.

A rep for Giro Helmets told TMZ, ‘We will not be continuing our sponsorship of Lance Armstrong moving forward. We continue to support the cancer community through our association with LIVESTRONG.’

We hope you saved some cash along the way, Lance…

Inappropriate Proclamation?

Hawks spokesperson Colonel McIntosh Polela seemed to get himself into hot water on Tuesday when he commented about now-convicted hip hop star Jub Jub on his personal Twitter account.

Molemo ‘Jub Jub’ Maarohanye was officially convicted of murder in his judgement on Tuesday, and Polela decided Twitter was the appropriate place to voice his opinion on the subject. Polela might be thinking he should have stuck with just one tweet: ‘Jub Jub spending 1st nite in prison. Bail has been denied after being found guilty of murder, attempted murder & racing while high’.

But in a second tweet, he said, ‘I trust that JubJub’s supporters gave him a jar of Vaseline to take to prison’.

Several Twitter users expressed their disgust that a spokesperson for the police would make comments about prison rape, with one user tweeting, ‘Coming from a officer of the court that is low! Scrapping [sic] at the bottom of the barrel for comments now are we?’

Polela insists that his Twitter stream is his own and is not for ‘publishing’, but the comment drew much attention from human rights groups around the country. The spokesperson seemingly went to ground, ignoring attempts to contact him from several newspapers.

The Centre of Constitutional Rights was one of the complainants, and according to the Cape Argus, the centre replied to the tweet saying that ‘personal views’ were the root of the problems with complacency in the Department of Correctional Services.

Polela’s comments were also not such a good idea after the release of two reports about sexual offences, the one reporting that only 6.9% of sexual offences reported to the police had actually resulted in a conviction, and another that said the department owed former inmates R4.5 million for ‘damages’ related to rape.

Polela must be hoping this will all blow over, but we’re sure Vaseline thanks him for the free publicity. (Not sure of this? Maybe change it)

Is That A Gun, Joe, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me

Joe Jackson has revealed that he is currently under threat, and he is now forced to carry a gun with him everywhere he goes.

The 58-year-old, who is not related to Michael Jackson, admits he would rather be safe than sorry.

The British musician told TMZ: ‘I carry a piece everywhere I go, I’m gonna show it to you. I’ve been threatened a lot of times and so I need to be safe.’

It is unknown as to whether the gun is legal, but we are definitely not going to ask him…

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