This week’s Roll Call features the likes of Taylor Swift and her ‘adjustments’, Beyonce under pressure, Kim K’s unsavoury position, and much more!

The Strange World of Charlie Sheen

As if Charlie Sheen’s world could not get any weirder, the actor recently admitted that Lady Gaga once offered him a naked lap dance.

Sheen, as you would expect him to be, was flattered by the offer, which was earmarked to be filmed and used as part of a music video for one of the popstar’s songs.

Lady Gaga reportedly also wanted to have Britney Spears perform a naked lapdance on Sheen at the same time for what would have been an extremely raunchy X-rated video.

Sheen told the Daily Beast: ‘She wanted me to do a music video with her that was going to be the first X-rated video.

‘It’s her going to this strip club, with Britney Spears or somebody, and they’re dancers and I’m the customer.

‘And she wanted to do a full striptease as a lap dance for me, and she told me, ‘If there’s one person that should receive this X-rated lap dance, it’s you.’ I was so flattered, but we never spoke again.

Oh, the life of Charlie Sheen, never a dull moment.

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Troubled Times for Pammy

Busty babe Pamela Anderson has landed herself in some hot water with tax officials.

The former ‘Baywatch’ star owes a whopping $31,207 in unpaid taxes relating to property which she owns in Canada.

This is the third time in recent months that Anderson has had to fork out large chunks of cash on tax bills and they are said to have taken their toll, with money troubles a real problem at present.

Meanwhile, Anderson is currently mulling over an offer to partake in the British talent show ‘Dancing on Ice’, with a source telling Bang: ‘Pamela will bring a bit of Hollywood glitz and glamour to the show, which we will all need come the winter.

‘She’s no stranger to dancing in front of viewers after her stints in America.’

Guess you will be dancing on some frozen water then, Pammy?

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The Tough Choices in Life

Britney Spears is currently in the best kind of pickle – trying to decide which lucrative Las Vegas offer she is going to choose.

Spears currently has two offers on the table for a residency in Las Vegas and the bidding war between the two shows is expected to push her value up exponentially.

However, a source close to Britney believes that her inability to handle ‘The X Factor’ shows that taking up a gig in Las Vegas would be disastrous.

The source told Bang: ‘I’m not sure just how good an idea Vegas is for Britney right now. If she can’t handle ‘The X Factor’ – how will she be able to perform five days a week in Vegas?’

‘She’s a homebody, she loves her sons and has her daily routine. At this time, she may need to concentrate on her health and happiness – not rebuilding her career.

‘At ['X Factor'] auditions, Jason would calmly escort Britney by the hand back and forth to her seat during breaks. He was there for her.’

What do you love more, Britney – money or your family?

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A Swift Bit of Surgery

Has the extremely sweet Taylor Swift received a couple of alterations to her body?

According to reports, the popstar recently underwent surgery to have her breasts enlarged and a plastic surgeon has been able to confirm the procedure just by looking at pictures of her.

Dr Michael Fiorillo told InTouch magazine: ‘You can see the implants.’

We know that Taylor has had some tough relationships recently, but is going under the knife really the right way to go about things?

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Kimmy Struggling with Divorce

Kim Kardashian has revealed that her drawn-out divorce from husband Kris Humphries is really starting to put a lot of strain on her life.

With a baby on the way with Kanye West, all Kim wants to do is put her shambles of a marriage behind her and move on to the next chapter of her life.

However, Humphries is not playing ball and it seems that Kim is struggling to deal with all that is going on around her.

Kim told Shade 45′s ‘Sway in the Morning’ show: ‘In a perfect world of course I would love to be divorced. It is going on its second year. And that’s really tough just because I want to move on with my life.’

While tradition has sadly disappeared from our daily lives, surely having a child with another man while still married is a bit… well, wrong?

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Pressured to Hide the Bump

International music star Beyonce has admitted that she was pressured to hide the fact that she was pregnant.

In a new trailer for her upcoming documentary, the star claimed that, during her previous pregnancy when she was carrying Blue Ivy, her stylists squashed her up into tight clothing and tried to hide the fact that she was carrying at all.

According to AnythingHollywood.com, in one clip, she says, “They keep putting me in these tight clothes, and trying to hide this. It’s very difficult. I don’t know how I’m going to get through this.”

Later, the film shows her at her most vulnerable when she pronounces, “People see celebrities, and they have money and fame. But I’m a human being. I cry, I get scared, I get nervous just like everyone else.”

Meanwhile, the star has become one of the first international artists to sign up for a performance at the Brit Awards in February. Her visit to the UK comes only 18 months after she performed at Glastonbury, and her trip is part of a comeback trail this year.

Other performers at the Brit Awards include One Direction and Robbie Williams, but Beyonce’s ascent to perform is great for the organisers and fans alike.

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There’s Something Wrong With Ryan…Isn’t There?

‘Gangster Squad’ actor Ryan Gosling cannot possibly appear more sensitive and perfect at the moment, what with his popularity as a real-life rescuer and defender of women’s rights.

However, the star has just admitted that he loves to knit, too. Perhaps the attraction has more to do with the fact that he’s more like a woman’s granny than a lover, but, according to The Blemish, he admitted to GQ that a perfect day for him would be spending time with his 20 cats and knitting.

Yes, knitting.

In the interview, he said, “I did this scene in ‘Lars and the Real Girl’ where I was in a room full of old ladies who were knitting, and it was an all-day scene, so they showed me how. It was one of the most relaxing days of my life.”

He goes on, “If I had to design my perfect day, that would be it…And you get something out of it at the end. You get a nice present. For someone who wants an oddly-shaped, off-putting scarf.”

We’re certain there are more than a few lovely ladies out there who wouldn’t give a damn about how that scarf looked…

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Gaga Over Art and Jackson

Pop star Lady Gaga must have an awful lot of patience…

The star is training her pet labradoodle, Fozzi, to draw by tying pens to his legs and putting him on paper, waiting for a true masterpiece to emerge from his canine mind.

According to The Sun, a source that is part of her crew said, “All of her crew have been treated to a portrait by him”.

No doubt those portraits will become invaluable one day. Maybe.

Meanwhile, the singer has expressed an interest in reviving Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. She was such a massive fan of the late pop star, she wants to see the ranch restored, as it has fallen into disrepair due to Jackson’s financial problems, and probably also because of his death.

Bang reported that Gaga is a good friend of his sister Latoya and Gaga has expressed an interest in purchasing a share to aid with financial costs.

Gaga is clearly obsessed with Michael: she recently purchased 55 of his costumes at a recent auction. Maybe Neverland will form part of her collection?

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Why Hasn’t Jessica Married Yet?

Jessica Simpson is pregnant with her second child with Eric Johnson, and though the couple have been engaged for two years, they have still not tied the knot. If you were wondering why, it’s because Jessica wants to look her best for the wedding, and can’t if she has a belly bump.

In an interview with Jay Leno on ‘The Tonight Show’, she admitted she still hasn’t been married because she keeps getting knocked up.

StupidCelebrities.net reports that she said, “We’ve had two different wedding dates, but he keeps knocking me up…I’ll just keep my legs cross, I guess, this time.”

Neither of her pregnancies were planned, but this time around, she plans to watch what she eats, after her weight gain during her last pregnancy resulted in her joining Weight Watchers to kick the pounds. She had lost 25kg on the programme before falling pregnant again, but perhaps this time around, a wedding will be motivation for her to be healthy.

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She’s an Escort, Wait She’s Not!

Beleaguered actress Lindsay Lohan’s father stuck his foot in it earlier this week when he told Star/Radar that his daughter is basically a highly-paid escort.

Michael Lohan told the gossip paper that she was being “paid to date rich men”, and The Hollywood Gossip states that these “dates” would last as long as a week. During the week, Lindsay would be spoilt rotten, presented with expensive gifts, and more.

However, he has retracted his statement, saying the publication misquoted him, and adding, “By absolutely NO MEANS did I ever make such a statement…EVER!”

He went on, “…Lindsay and [other celebs] make personal appearances and get paid for it…But for sex? Are you kidding me?”

Well, it’s a case of they-said-he-said, as usual.

Meanwhile, the actress’ latest film ‘The Canyons’ has been rejected by the Sundance Film Festival, and its producers are shocked, believing that it is all her fault, since she seems to attract bad attention wherever she goes.

We suppose it is difficult to shake charges of drug possession and DUI. Maybe Sundance just doesn’t like the way she looks in orange.

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