In this week’s Roll Call , we hear about Charlie Sheen’s regret, confirmation that Chris Brown and Rihanna are together again, and much more!

A Filthy Situation

‘Dazed & Confused’ star Jason London, who is the twin brother of Jeremy London – they both seem to be ‘troubled’ – was arrested after being beaten up and chucked out of a club in Arizona. But he left the cops a present…

StupidCelebrities.net reported that London was at the Martini Ranch Bar in Scottsdale, Arizona on Sunday morning, and apparently passed the club’s bouncer, seemingly intentionally aiming a sneeze right in his direction. The bouncer asked for an apology, but London simply retaliated with a punch.

Not such a great idea, it seems, as he ended up with a bruised face and the cops coming to arrest him.

However, when paramedics arrived to take care of him, he struck out at them, and an officer had to “knee strike” his right thigh so they could get him under control. All the while he was shouting slurs at the police, calling one of them a “f***ing hillbilly”. His tirade went on: “Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a mother***ing famous actor!”

Finally, he told the officers that it smelt “like sh*t” in their car, and proceeded to have a big ol’ poop in his pants to the phrase, “I told you I’m happy as sh*t”.

The cops obviously got more than they bargained for, but apparently London went to Twitter, saying the original TMZ report was false. He said, “Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped”.

“I hate Arizona”, he said.

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Rihanna’s Reunion Not So Shocking 

Despite being beaten up by rapper Chris Brown, Rihanna has confirmed that they are back in a relationship. Brown is even still on probation for beating her up.

In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, she urged shocked fans to consider that if she’s made a mistake by taking him back, then it’s her mistake to make.

She had to follow her heart and get back together with him, she told the magazine, and she was simply trying to punish him for the last few years even though she was still very much in love with him.

She said, “I wanted him to know what it felt like to lose me. To feel the consequences of that”.

We’re not too sure how unhappy Brown was during that time – since he was reported to be in several relationships – but Rihanna said all she wants is to be happy, and Chris Brown will make her happy.

She went on to say that their relationship was different now, and they didn’t have arguments about the same things any more. She said, “We value each other. We know exactly what we have now, and we don’t want to lose that.

“He doesn’t have the luxury of f***ing up again, that’s just not an option.”

The phrase, ‘Once bitten, twice shy’ is perhaps not part of Rihanna’s thinking…

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Nicki Caught in ‘Minaj a Trois’

Pop star Nicki Minaj is facing a scandal after a report claimed that her long-time boyfriend Safaree Samuels cheated on her. And with an ex-porn star, no less.

According to RadarOnline, the magazine Star reported that the ‘American Idol’ judge’s beau, who is a music producer, apparently attended a steamy party at a pal’s place in Los Angeles. A source said the party was wild, and that it was “packed with women”. Safaree was checking out the ladies as soon as he got there. However, everyone recognised him for being Minaj’s man, and despite his constant entreaties for sexual favours from them, many of them refused.

However, one lady finally agreed to oral sex, and the source said Samuels eventually got lucky with former porn actress Beauty Dior, who apparently asked for payment.

We wouldn’t want to see Nicki Minaj angry – suppose we should ready ourselves for the apocalypse!

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Shock! Kim K has Raw Fish Dinner!

Reality star Kim Kardashian should expect to be under major scrutiny over the coming months as she prepares to welcome a new life into the world, but CelebrityDirtyLaundry.com is certainly not pleased that she decided to go to Nobu, one of the hottest sushi bars in Los Angeles, for dinner with friends.

The gossip rag seems to be very concerned about her baby’s health, as eating raw fish is not a recommended meal choice for pregnant women. Earlier this month, she was also vilified for travelling to the Ivory Coast to do a photo shoot despite the danger of travelling and overworking oneself during pregnancy.

Meanwhile, the star claims that her child won’t become a regular on any television shows because she and Kanye West don’t want their baby on television.

Yawn. We’re a little bored with Kim Kardashian to be honest…

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Bieber Loves Boobs…erm…We Mean Fans

Pop singer Justin Bieber simply can’t stay out of the sensational headlines. A photograph of the young star apparently groping a fan’s bosom as they pose went viral on the Internet this week, although both parties deny that there were any fumbling fingers.

The fan in question is a fan named “Jocelyn” on her Twitter account. She was lucky enough to sneak into a VIP meet-and-greet and have the photo taken as Justin kissed her on the cheek. But it looks as though he’s also grabbing her breast.

The star’s representatives have denied that any groping went down, and Jocelyn also says that nothing happened, even hitting back at fan’s accusing her of asking him to cup her breast.

According to E! News, she said, “People can think what they want but I know what really happened and Justin does too so everyone else’s opinions don’t matter to me.”

Bieber himself has not made any comments, aside from saying on Twitter that he was “grateful” to all his believers.

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Don’t Upset Your Mother!

One Direction may have hit the big time, but their mothers are not all that happy about the way things are going.

Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, and Niall Horan have shot to the top in no time at all with their brand of pop music, but their love for tattoos is not sitting very well with those who gave birth to them.

During an interview on UK TV show ‘Daybreak’, Liam said: ‘My mum went crazy about the whole tattoo idea.’

Zayn added: ‘Simon [Cowell] hasn’t said anything but our mums have been like, ‘Maybe you’re getting a bit too much’.’

They say a mother’s love never fades, but their millionaire sons are clearly pushing their buttons.

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Sheen Has His Regrets

Charlie Sheen insists that he regrets giving co-star Lindsay Lohan so much money.

Sheen handed $100,000 over to Lohan while filming ‘Scary Movie 5′ to help her out, but the former ‘Two and a Half Men’ star now realises the money wasn’t actually used for what he thought it would be.

During an interview with Jay Leno on ‘The Tonight Show’, Sheen admitted: ‘They offered me a decent amount of cash to do ‘Scary Five’ as a cameo.

‘Then they said they’re going to hire Lindsay. I thought fabulous.

‘They took half my money to give to her and she didn’t get it all. And when I found this out I said, ‘You got shorted a hundred grand’ so I gave it to her.

‘I didn’t know it was for taxes. If I’d have known that I’d have given her half.’

It appears that Charlie has more money than sense?

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That’s Not Very Clever, Sly

Actor Sylvester Stallone has revealed that he once bought a dog for around $3,000 – after he had sold it shortly before for just $50!

During the early days of his career, Sly was struggling for cash to the point where he started selling his possessions – including his beloved dog.

However, the ‘Rocky’ star eventually bought the pet back after selling the script to the now-famous boxing film for big money – but it took a bit of persuading.

The 66-year-old told Shortlist magazine: ‘I sold my bullmastiff Butkus to a little person. You can’t use the word ‘dwarf’ any more? Let’s just say a little person.

‘I tied my dog up at the store with a sign that said a hundred bucks. I got $50 from this guy called Little Jimmy.

‘When I sold the ‘Rocky’ script, I went to see Little Jimmy and begged for the dog back. He limed up his children, ‘Oh my kids love the dog’. I said, ‘You’ve only had him for a f***ing week.’

‘He wanted to fight me and said he was gonna kill me – he was a crazy little person. I couldn’t fight him – they’d arrest me – so I offered to pay double. Anyway, $3,000 and several threats later…’

Surely if you are bereft of height, the last thing you want to do is pick a fight with Rocky?

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Taylor Needs Help, Swiftly

It appears that Taylor Swift’s relationship problems have finally caught up with her, and she is now a wreck.

Swift has struggled over the last few years to maintain a steady relationship and, as a result, they have all been playing on her emotions.

Her latest break-up, involving One Direction’s Harry Styles, appears to have pushed her over the edge emotionally, and it could be to the detriment of her career in the long run.

A source close to the 23-year-old told Star magazine: ‘She can’t snap out of it.

‘Taylor is putting on a brave face to the public, but she is a complete mess. Taylor has been crying nonstop.’

Maybe it is time to stay away from the boys, Taylor?

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Stone Drops Her Lover

Cougar Sharon Stone has reportedley called time on her love affair with extremely good looking Argentinian model Martin Mica – who is 27 years her junior.

The 54-year-old actress had been with Mica for eight months, but it appears having nothing in common may have been a stumbling block.

A source close to Stone told Life & Style magazine: ‘It wasn’t so much the age difference. They didn’t share the same interests. Her passions are philanthropy, politics, activism – he wasn’t into any of that.

‘Sharon is busy. She has three sons and that keeps her hands full and still travels a lot for work.’

So, what exactly were they doing all the time if they had no common interests? Oh… *wink, wink*

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