This past week’s episode of Our Perfect Wedding was a bit on the mild side of life. The couple was adorable, the food looked fantastic and well, the décor was perfect!  That’s just it, everything was just too perfect!  There was no drama or real funny moments to latch onto.

The only thing disastrous about this episode was the brides’ hairstyle which looked like an awkwardly positioned shiny doek (Phumeza’s reaction to the hairstyle was priceless) and of course there was the cheesy moment of the two doves (Err…what was that about?).  

We’re also aware that no relationship is perfect, but when the groom revealed that he used to beat his fiancé it made us wonder why on earth would this woman want to marry a man who used to physically absue her. In the words of Kermit “That’s none of our business” None- the less we guess congratulations are in order. 

Another thing we’d like to discuss about Our Perfect Wedding is the shade (hate, criticism whatever you want to classify this new term as) Phumeza Mdabe has been receiving from the public, guys why do you dislike this girl so much? We actually think she’s doing a perfectly great job at being the host of the show, yes sure she isn’t as funny or charismatic as former host Brenda Ngxoli but the lady is definitely holding it down.  The only criticism we have for her is that she unknowingly outshines some, if not, most of the brides with her beauty.

Another analysis we've been seeing with Our Perfect Wedding is the excruciating experience of witnessing couples who absolutely cannot kiss! This pictures say it all.

Whoever told people that kissing with food still in your mouth is sexy needs to be tazored a thousand times! This is beyond disgusting.

We don't know what South Africans ever did to deserve such gross broadcasting, this made our stomach gurgle.

This tongue wrestling match should've been saved for the bedroom.

See ladies and gentlemen, this is how a kiss should look like, simple and effortless.  No force feeding of the tongue down each others throat, just a simple peck on the lips will do.  Nice one Chris and Lalla.