We're into the third day of the competition and people are either biting each other’s heads off or locking lips behind closed doors, but you should know by now that you can never hide from Biggie's prying eye.

Here's what you've missed out on the show so far.

Cigarette thieves on the prowl:

Certain Big Brother chain smokers housemates are up in arms after a scuffle broke out leading to certain nicotine thieves who helped themselves to not one but eight cigarettes that did not belong to them. The cigarettes which belonged to housemate, Chelsea, miraculously disappeared from her golden stash and all hell broke loose as the chain smokers were at each other’s throats as the itch for another cigarette drag grew.

Determined to get to the bottom of this, head of house pair Ex and Lebo were called to duty by Biggie to put an end to this lung killing debacle.

Lip Locking:

Meanwhile whilst others were increasing the chances of them getting diagnosed with lung cancer, housemates Adam and Bexx were busy moisturizing each other’s lips with what we consider the deepest lip locking session ever to be experienced on Big Brother, it was just as steamy as that Toby Maguire and Kirsten Dunst kiss from Spiderman.

It gets even juicier when you consider that Adams kissed his ex Thembi during a game of truth and dare, we can only wonder how Thembi will feel when she finds out that Adams has been sharing his lips with other women in the house.

Things heated up even more when Matthias threatened Soxx, promising him that he would make it his goal to get Soxx out of the house. Hissing sounds were made by other housemates as the air got thicker after Matthias' threat. Yikes! So this is how people change when R2million is up for grabs, hey?

Are you going to be watching tonight's Big Brother recap?