When it comes to beef one thing is for sure, you will find it happening all over the world. At home, in the office, at family gatherings, in parliament and in the entertainment industry - which got us thinking...
If your ZAlebs were political parties... this is how things would look:
*Please note: the Zalebs in this article have been fictionally compared to each party because of their position in the entertainment industry, their beefs and how similar their drama is to what plays out on the political stage NOT because of race. This is not to say that they are in any way affiliated to any of the parties mentioned.
ANC - Bonang Matheba
This one is a given. It's pretty obvious really seeing as this is the most popular party - the one people say they hate but still continue to vote for. Many in and out of the industry have tried and are still trying to break her but nope, she's not going anywhere.
She's definitely the Jacob Zuma of the industry; nay-sayers try to remove her but they won't succeed. The only time she's leaving is when she decides that she wants to go. And Lord help those who are disloyal to her for they will find themselves locked out in the cold.
DA - Pearl Thusi
We all know how Mmusi Maimane feels about President Jacob Zuma... it's not like he hides it. And he grabs every chance he gets to drag the President.
Remember when Pearl said those mean things about ... on social media?
And that time she befriended the "president's" former bestie?
Or how she has joined forces (become besties) with "public enemy number one"?
We don't need to say it but you get it neh?
EFF - Somizi
President Zuma and Julius Malema were the best of friends but now they can't even stand to breath the same air. Sound familiar?
This is exactly why Somizi is the perfect candidate to rep the most popular "party's" loudest opposition.
Now that they've parted ways, they have become each other's biggest competition. They're always low key trying to out do one another that sometimes they don't take the time they should have taken to perfect their crafts but rather focus on who can do more.
Who would you cast as Cope and Agang? Let us know on social media @ZAlebs
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