Which is why we've decided to put together the first ever ZAlebrity Soweto Derby to preview the main event on Saturday and you can follow the live match commentary right here - in fact, the teams are in the tunnel a we speak and the big match is about to kick off!
Celebrity Soweto Derby: Orlando Pirates Celebs vs Kaizer Chiefs Stars
Venue: FNB Stadium, Soweto
Referee: Ntando Duma
Lineup Orlando Pirates
947 and UJFM DJ Nick Explicit is in goal while Julius Malema leads a defence full of talented Pirates supporting celebrities. In midfield, Black Coffee and Nomzamo Mbatha will be looking to feed the quick-thinking Thuli Madonsela and Pearl Modiadie while Maps Maponyane will finally answer all the critics who ask why he doesn't play soccer like his dad as he leads the line with Prince Kaybee up front.
Lineup Kaizer Chiefs
Who else but Khune could be in goal? Newlyweds
Right, the ball is in the middle and Pirates kick-off as Maps Maponyane finds Thuli Madonsela who is already preparing a 50-page report of this game. She's tackled by Somizi who finds Mohale (they have such chemistry) who launches it up to Lasizwe. The comedian crosses it, finds Bonang who shoots first time and scores immediately!
1-0 to Chiefs and Black Coffee has been asking the Ref to review the entire move by VAR because he believes Lasizwe's comments were offside. Anyways, the first half is over, Sho Madjozi is performing the Half Time Show.
The second half is underway and this time it's Chiefs kicking off. Nadia Nakai looks to attack but there are no other rappers in sight. She loses the ball to Uyanda Mbuli who passes it but unfortunately the Pirates players aren't on the same wavelength, much to coach Glen Lewis' frustration. Nomzamo Mbatha isn't impressed:
The clock is winding down but Pirates are throwing everything they can in the hopes of finding a late goal. The referee doesn't like Naakmusiq's tackle on DJ Tira and after blowing the whistle, a fight has broken out...
It ends 1-0 to Kaizer Chiefs Stars at FNB Stadium ladies and gents, thanks for tuning in! Hade to the Orlando Pirates Celebrities...
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