Seeing as it is highly likely that Donald Trump might be America’s new president, all the people who joked about immigrating might just have to do it. Seeing as the following people are always here, we feel that they will be able to survive.
1. Trey Songz.
We know he likes to ask ‘which one of y’all going home with Trigger?’ but he might just have to come home with us now.
2. Chris Brown
He’s been here so many times that he was even on Generations, if that doesn’t qualify him for citizenship, we don’t know what will.
3. Samuel L. Jackson
Not only is Uncle Sam in South Africa on a regular basis but (like Chris) he was also on Generations at some point… He also stated that he would move to South Africa if Donal Trump is elected as the next American president…Welp! Uncle Sam we’re waiting for ya!
4. Anthony Hamilton
5. Ne-Yo
Basetsana Kumalo will be waiting for him with open arms.
6. R. Kelly
7. Tevin Campbell
8. Monique Bingham
9. Trevor Noah
10. Felicia Mabuza-Suttle
This is stressful. Trying to have a sense of humor. All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go home if Trump wins. Told hubby I’m out of here 😀 pic.twitter.com/9R5iN7IjCu
— Felicia MabuzaSuttle (@Feliciamabuza) November 8, 2016
11. Charlize Theron…
No wait, we have a feeling she’ll be fine in The States…
12. Lupita N’yonga
You were born in Mexico AND you’re of Kenyan descent. Girrrrl you better start packing!
Side note: Luyanda Potwana
Might want to hold of on those plans to immigrate to The States. And Melusi Gigaba might want to consider going easy on Mos Def, America is no place for him to be right now. Seeing as he can’t have anymore parties in LA, a life in SA is looking pretty attractive right now.
