No Faking: Love, the Sex Expo Is Explosive

ZAlebs got the privilege to step out of our comfort zones and indulge in some calorie free but extremely naughty adult fun at Love, The Sex Expo in Cape Town.

Yesterday, was the first day of the Love, The Sex Expo four day extravaganza at GrandWest Casino and we were promised informative workshops, stage performances and hundreds of stands showcasing enticing products and…we got that in multiples.

The main stage was lit (literally) with pyro exotic dancer Von from the UK as one part of the Fuel Girls and whoa, was she hot. Von would later come to the main stage with nipple pasties and a bottle of bubbly and invited two participants from the crowd to join her act.

Unfortunately, it wasn’t any of us from the ZAlebs team but we enjoyed the show nonetheless.

The Pulse Boys were another class act tease that gave the ladies (and the men) a choreographed male revue show that would actually put the dancers of the movie, Magic Mike, to shame. The Pulse Boys showed off the goods on stage in their black veiled stand for some one on one time. We can’t say too much about what happens behind those curtains – that would ruin the surprise and besides, what stays behind closed doors always stays secret. Shhhh.

But Love, the Sex Expo isn’t only about turning the heat up in your bedrooms, it also has some really good engaging and informative discussions covering all aspects of sexual health and lifestyle by sexologists and experienced speakers that are very willing to educate and open minds in between main stage acts.

There’s also a Love Chapel which offers couples the chance to get married or for already married couples to renew their vows. One of our ZAlebs team tied the knot with a commitment ceremony, click here to see the nuptials live.

Other games that are around the arena, include Strip Poker or Risqué Roulette, with both games ending with everyone’s clothes on the floor, so play at your own risk.

Those who like a lot less risks in their games, can get an opportunity to toy shop, experiment with CBD products from oils to lollipops, eat at the many food trucks and even getting a massage (happy endings are a maybe but not guaranteed).

Pricasso is the painter that was a major headliner for the expo, who paints amazing portraits of his subjects with his penis, butt and balls. It’s a sight for sore eyes but it is truly spectacular party trick and talent.

And speaking of Pricasso, ZAlebs will be awarding you the opportunity to get a portrait painted by Pricasso at the value of R300 this weekend.

How To Enter:
Simply send us a picture of who you would like to see Pricasso paint to our Whatsapp (0764077867) with your name and surname and you can stand the chance to get a portrait and win tickets to Love, the Sex Expo.*

*Unfortunately, this one competition is for Cape Town residents only.

For more information on the event visit TheLoveSexExpo.com

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