One of my co-workers walked up to me this morning and asked me “Did you see the video of Madonna kissing Drake?” I had to ask him to repeat what he had said before it registered in my head that 56-year-old Madonna kissed 28-year-old Drake. Do you realise that this means she is double his age? Do you realise that Madonna was Drake’s age on the day that Drake was born? I think Drake realised this and decided to pull this face afterwards:
This has to be the most priceless reaction to anything since… well, Drakes reaction to the Nicki Minaj lapdance. How does Drizzy always find himself in a position where he’s seated on a chair and a more assertive woman than he is teasing him and controlling his every desire?
Back the kiss: it happened last night at this year’s Coachella Festival, where somehow Drake and Madonna found themselves on the same stage. They are both talented musicians, but I wouldn’t have chosen those two for a collaboration. Regardless, Madonna had just finished performing Express Yourself when she walked up to Drake who was sitting on a chair on stage, and planted a BIG kiss on him.
i think drake should just avoid chairs from now on something always makes him sad pic.twitter.com/Esi0o6y42j
— Jedi / Jediah (@Jediah) April 13, 2015
In the video, you can see Drake try to show some affection before Madonna pushes his arm away forcefully (I guess we know what kind of lover Madge would be). Drake then begins flailing his arms in the air, kind of as if he didn’t know what else to do with his body (I guess we know what kind of lover Drake would be) and before we all know it, Madonna pulls away and walks off like the Queen she truly is. That’s how bosses do it.
Drake, meanwhile, wow… I can’t put his reaction into words, except for the fact that it was hilarious. I don’t think those 5 seconds sunk in as quickly for him as they did for the rest of us. Watch the steamy kiss in the video below and look out for Drake’s brilliant facial expression as soon as she pulls away!
