Somizi Mhlongo has made quite the bold declaration, that from today on, he is not going to kiss just anybody.
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The actor recently took to Instagram with one of his famous bathroom talks. This time, though, he talked to fans on a lighter note, sharing some new products that he had just bought, as he often does. He was plugging his new lip exfoliator and lip balm.
He said that the products are so good that from now on, people should be careful about how they ask him to borrow them his lip balm.
“Try say something positive or something that goes along with this. You say, chomi, may I upgrade my lipadocious. May I enhance my lipatocious. Because it upgrades your lips,” he said.
“Since I’m using these two, from now one, I’m not just gonna kiss anybody. You would have to be at the same level lipaciously. To the guys that are asking me out, ask yourself first if you are lipaciously on the same level as my lips from now on. Okay? Alright? Because wow!” he continued.
He also said that everyone who speaks to him from now on should speak high end “exquitichal” English. He went on to give an example of what that sounds like, which to be completely frank, we can’t even transcribe. You know Somizi has his own dictionary and we are not sure how to spell half of the words in there, so we won’t even try, at the risk of breaking his new rules.
Somizi is definitely a funny man, and it is one of the big reasons that his fans love him so much. He recently shared a video of him and his baby mama Palesa Madisakwane, which left fans in stitches, but also gushing over their relationship.
Baby mama relationships are often hard to navigate, not just for celebrities, especially once the couple breaks up and one or both of the parties moves on. But not Somizi. He and Palesa have shown that they have a beautiful relationship, just as he has also shown how lovely he is with his daughter Bahumi.
In the recent video, Somizi and Palesa were behind the scenes of his reality show, Living The Dream With Somizi. As the camera showed her getting glammed up, Palesa introduced herself as ‘the baby mama’, which tickled Somizi, and the two of them erupted in laughter as he wondered why she couldn’t have just kept quiet.
But it’s clear it was part of an inside joke, and we love to see such lovely partnership.
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