Hey y’all! pic.twitter.com/p8C5Lf248m
— Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) December 26, 2020
We were supposed to have planted 86 more hectares of timber this year... Then covid happed obviously. 🤷🏽♂️ pic.twitter.com/AwaL8ScPMc
— Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) December 26, 2020
Pimp, out!✌🏽 pic.twitter.com/FLkwjo9CeZ
— Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) December 26, 2020
Remember that cellphone tower I told you about? There it is. pic.twitter.com/pTQP1Ra3jC
— Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) December 26, 2020
Sizwe Dhlomo recently ruffled some feathers on Twitter. The man tweeted about bringing out his entire fleet of cars after he was impressed by a guy who washed his ride extremely well. He also asked his flowers if they ever had a fleet and the tweet didn't sit well with most as they saw it as bragging from the Kaya FM DJ.
You ever had a dude wash your whip so well, you want to go home & get the rest of the fleet? Okay, first of all, you ever had a fleet? Lol!
— Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) December 20, 2020
On 30 October 2020, after he unintentionally made a bad joke, which a fan categorised as a “dad joke”. Taking the insult like a jump, the radio host explained that he has a catalogue of Dad jokes at his disposal, and he wasn’t afraid to pull them out at any given moment.
Knowing what you know now, compared to this time last year, how excited are you about 2021? Dare we say Twenty Twenty Won? Get it? Lol!
— Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) October 30, 2020
I’ve got a PhD in dad jokes. lol https://t.co/LQZhmhLPgL
— Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) October 30, 2020
Personally, I’m alright with that. What you may want to ask yourself though, is why you’re so concerned with matters of my nuts. https://t.co/VwjxfMZO5d
— Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) October 30, 2020
If we’re being honest, there’s no good reason to have kid. I’m not saying it’s wrong or shouldn’t be done, kodwa ayikho i-need. Waar!
— Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) October 30, 2020
Nobody said they don’t bring joy to your life & grow you as a person. My sister has twins for example & I love them dearly, I’m so glad she had them. https://t.co/7zywH5M6Mo
— Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) October 30, 2020
I’m sorry I disappointed you Lutendo but I think we’ll both be okay by 15:41. https://t.co/kuZjHJqLCa
— Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) October 30, 2020
Well, since you brought that up... If you were asked before being born if you wanted to come here & they outlined everything you’d face as well as the circumstances you’d be born under. How would you have answered? https://t.co/gkgTYq8JYl
— Sizwe Dhlomo (@SizweDhlomo) October 30, 2020