Pastor Zondo headed to Hollywood?

By  | Jun 22, 2020, 01:47 PM  | Pastor Zondo  | Drama

According to reports, a famous Hollywood director - who is unnamed at present, is keen on making a feature-length film about Pastor Zondo's naked video.

The director said: "I would like to explore this topic. Pastor Zondo has a lot going for him... A LOT. By that, I mean he has a very large penis. I feel the world needs to know what happened before and after the video was shot. I believe this could be very tasteful. The world deserves this."

If the rumours are to be believed, a budget of over $20 million (R220 million) has been set aside for the project. Speculation suggests that Samuel L. Jackson will play Pastor Zondo, while Kerry Washington's feet will be used to replicate those seen in the original.

The studio responsible for the film is struggling to find a bowl of fruit similar to that seen in the original, however.

A working title for the film is currently being circulated, and has been revealed as 'Zondo And The Giant Penis'. The film will not be a parody of 'James And The Giant Peach', sources have been confirmed.

We will bring you more on this satire piece, as and when we get information.

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