Lasizwe Dambuza, the self-crowned President of the LGBTQ+, recently put out applications for a boyfriend. He said he is tired of being single, after his date with Michael Bucwa, better known online as Mr Smeg, was unsuccessful. He also said that he was booking a vacation to Seychelles, in a video where he was consulting booking agents. His agent advised that he can’t possibly travel to such an exotic location on his own, so he set out to find a new beau.
To find his new man, he went on social media and posted a boyfriend application with a list of questions that hopefuls would have to answer. He also said that the first question he will ask at his boyfriend interviews is whether the “applicant” has a passport.
Well, it would seem he has already closed applications. He has now recanted the whole thing, and says that he is not, in fact, looking for a boyfriend. He once again went on Instagram, and posted a screenshot of different media houses that posted the story, and tagged it all “LIES!!!!!”
This is where it gets interesting. Lasizwe says that he was misunderstood -- that people misinterpreted what he was saying. Now he has clarified that he doesn’t want a boyfriend, what he wants is a friend, that is a boy, that he can do boyfriend things with.
I am not looking for a boyfriend. I am looking for a friend that is a boy that I can do boyfriend things with.
Are you confused yet? What is the difference between a boyfriend and a boy-friend who does boyfriend things? And what exactly are these “boyfriend things?” Does anyone have a guess? Also, what was the application about if he’s not actually looking for a boyfriend? All those requirements and questions that he outlined, and the rigorous screening process they implied, would be for friendship? Check out the requirements here.
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Social media has responded quickly to his request, even though they are a little confused about it. Many tweeps have offered to be his friend, but some may need him to confirm what the “boyfriend things” are before they can commit to the post. Even ladies are not being left behind on this one, and they want to be included in the running to be Lasizwe’s friend.
It is clear that Lasizwe was born for a career in comedy. He stays entertaining his fans, be it with his show Drink or Tell The Truth, or his brand deals like the one with Steers, and even with his personal life. It is no wonder that he has such a big and loyal following of Sweeries.
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